You can be anything you want if you put your mind to it — even a human Bloomin’ Onion. Mashable reports that every year on January 1, Outback Steakhouse sponsors the Outback Bowl, a football game that features a giant fried onion mascot. This year, SB contributor Ryan Nanni is making it his mission to become said mascot. In fact, he’s so passionate about the idea he’s been tweeting about it since January 3, 2017.
“Hi @outbackbowl how do I get this job next year,” Nanni wrote. “I’m not joking.”