Black Friday is usually about lining up in the cold to score a great deal, but what if you never even had to leave bed?
Why join the pre-dawn mad scramble for TVs, appliances, and other random things you probably don’t even need when you could simply order a delightfully sexy gadget right from the comfort of home.
Here are the best sex toy discounts offered this Black Friday to help you experience a truly satisfying holiday season.
If you need a little post-meal pick me up, head to Unbound, where you can get 30 percent off their entire site. You can choose from a range of sophisticated sex toys — like Dame’s Eva vibrator and Je Joue’s cock ring. The sale lasts from Black Friday through Sunday, and you need to use the code “BLACKFRIDAYBABES” to get the discount.
If you’re in the mood for some hands-free fun, you can get a great deal on one of Oh Mi Bod’s many bluetooth-enabled massagers or remote-controlled panty vibrators. They’re offering 25 percent off their entire site, and the sale starts November 22nd runs through the 28th.
This retailer’s sale is already underway, so you don’t even have to wait until after turkey to get lower prices. They’re changing the deals three times each day, but you can choose from items in a variety of categories, including sexy lingerie, bondage, and three sex toys for $25.
The Black Friday discounts are also already available on this popular sex toy site. There are pages upon pages of pages of deals, where you can score things like the Jelly Oro Simulator ($10, down from $28) and the Rotating G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator ($40 down from $50).
This sex toy maker is offering between up to half off a variety of its enticing wares. You can get 25 percent off the ORA 2 oral sex simulator, 30 percent off the BLOWHOLE m-cup, and 25 percent off couples’ toy IDA.
If that gigantic turkey dinner wasn’t enough for you, perhaps you’d like to indulge in this giant meal of a sex toy. The 3fap, so called because it has three different holes to choose from, will be a whopping 50 percent off for Black Friday.
If you want to add some anal play into your Holiday celebrations, you can get 25 percent off any b-Vibe order over $100 (use the code “FRIYAY”). Perfect if you’re in the mood for a vibrating plug, a weighted plug, or even a sleek glass dildo.
Whatever you choose, it’ll be way more fun than eating leftovers.
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